Thirst for Beer

This shirt isn’t just apparel… it’s a diagnosis. 🍺

“I Have a Moderate to Severe Thirst for Beer” reads like it was issued by a very honest doctor with a sense of humor and a cooler full of cold ones. 

Perfect for backyard BBQs, tailgates, beach days, or any situation where hydration is… enthusiastically interpreted.

It walks that fine line between clever and completely relatable, turning heads, raising eyebrows, and possibly raising a few beers in solidarity. 

Wear it and suddenly you’re not just drinking… you’re managing a condition.

Side effects may include:
• spontaneous cheers-ing
• improved storytelling skills
• making fast friends near coolers

Stay stylish. Stay refreshed. Stay… moderately to severely committed. 🍻

Your everyday performance tee

The Unisex Sports Tee | Gildan 8000 combines the softness of cotton with the durability of polyester – finished with Gildan’s signature DryBlend® technology to keep you cool and comfortable.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester DryBlend® – breathable, quick-dry fabric
• Classic unisex cut with seamless 2 cm collar and taped neck/shoulders for shape retention
• Medium-weight 5.5 oz / 187 gsm jersey knit
• Moisture-wicking finish pulls sweat from the skin during workouts or daily wear
• Print-ready surface: ideal for DTG, DTF or screen-print designs
• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort

Whether you’re training, coaching, or just relaxing, this tee works as hard as you do.