For those who treat hydration like a full-time hobby, this tee delivers the perfect dose of humor. Featuring the line “I have a moderate to severe thirst for beer,” it’s a crisp, witty nod to good times, cold pours, and never taking life too seriously. Perfect for backyard hangs, brewery runs, or anywhere the taps are flowing. 🍺
The Gildan Hammer™ H000 Heavyweight T-Shirt blends timeless style with a substantial 6 oz (203 g/m²) fabric that feels as good as it looks.
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton – dense, ultra-smooth surface perfect for custom designs
- Classic unisex fit with seamless 7/8” rib collar, taped neck & shoulders
- Durable construction – double-needle sleeves & hem resist twisting and wear
- High stitch-density knit delivers crisp, vibrant print results
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and responsible manufacturing for peace of mind
Whether you’re building a brand or outfitting a team, this heavyweight tee is the premium blank you can rely on.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 15.6 | 17 | 18.5 | 20 | 21.5 | 22.9 | 24.3 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |






















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